12 Laws

• Law of Queue: If you

change queues, the one you
have left will start to move
faster than the one you are
in now.

• Law of Telephone: When

you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy tone.

• Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become
coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.

• Law of the Workshop: Any

tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

• Law of the Alibi: If you tell

the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat
tire, the next
morning you will have a flat
tire.

• Bath Theorem: When the

body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

• Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting

someone you know increases
when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen
with.

• Law of the Result: When

you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it
will.

• Law of Biomechanics: The

severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the
reach.

• Theater Rule: People with

the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

• Law of Coffee: As soon as

you sit down for a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

• Law of Proposal : After u

accept a proposal you will get
a better one